Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Funny Quotes

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."      Steven Wright


"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years of training can, using only their hands and feet,Make some of the worst movies in the history of the world".    Dave Barry


"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers".     A Bit of Fry and Laurie


"Very Funny,Scotty.Now beam down my clothes".    Unknown Authors

"What is a committee?A group of the unwilling,Picked from the unfit,to do the unnecessary".  Mark Twain
 



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