One day long ago,some sailors set out to sea in their sailing ship.One of them brought his pet monkey along for the long journey.
When they were far out at sea,a terrible storm overturned their ship.Every fell into the sea,and the monkey was sure that he would drown.Suddenly a Dolphin appeared and pick him up.
They soon reached the island and the monkey came down from the
dolphin’s back. The dolphin asked the monkey, “Do you know this place?”
The monkey replied, “Yes, I do. In fact, the king of the island is my best
friend. Do you know that I am actually a prince?”
Knowing that no one lived on the island, the dolphin said, “Well, well, so
you are a prince! Now you can be a king!”
The monkey asked, “How can I be a king?”
As the dolphin started swimming away, he answered, “That is easy. As you are the only creature on
this island, you will naturally be the king!”
Those who lie and boast may end up in trouble
Valentine poem
Love may be beautiful,love may be bliss but I only slept with you,because I was pissed.I Thought that I could love no other until,that is ,I met your brother.
Roses are red ,violets are blue,sugar is sweet,and so are you.But the roses are wilting,the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head,of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.kind,intelligent ,loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face.I love your smile,your face,and your eyes Damn,I am good at telling lies!My darling, my lover,my beautiful wife : Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming .That's why I always wake up screaming.My love,you take my breath away.What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My fellings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe "go to hell".
what inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka,one part lime.
Two More "Dialog"Jokes
1
Jemmy : "I was born in California."
Rocky : "Which part?"
Jemmy: "All of me."
2
Jemmy : "Excuse me.Do you know the way to the zoo?"
Rocky : "No.I am sorry I don't."
Jemmy : "Well, it's two blocks this way,then one block to the left."
The Train are always late
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late,If we didn't have a schedule?
