The Monekey and the Dolphin

One day long ago,some sailors set out to sea in their sailing ship.One of them brought his pet monkey along for the long journey.

When they were far out at sea,a terrible storm overturned their ship.Every fell into the sea,and the monkey was sure that he would drown.Suddenly a Dolphin appeared and pick him up.

They soon reached the island and the monkey came down from the
dolphin’s back. The dolphin asked the monkey, “Do you know this place?”

The monkey replied, “Yes, I do. In fact, the king of the island is my best
friend. Do you know that I am actually a prince?”

Knowing that no one lived on the island, the dolphin said, “Well, well, so


you are a prince! Now you can be a king!”

The monkey asked, “How can I be a king?”

As the dolphin started swimming away, he answered, “That is easy. As you are the only creature on
this island, you will naturally be the king!”

Those who lie and boast may end up in trouble

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Valentine poem

Love may be beautiful,love may be bliss but I only slept with you,because I was pissed.I Thought that I could love no other until,that is ,I met your brother.
Roses are red ,violets are blue,sugar is sweet,and so are you.But the roses are wilting,the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head,of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.kind,intelligent ,loving and hot; This describes everything you are not.I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face.I love your smile,your face,and your eyes Damn,I am good at telling lies!My darling, my lover,my beautiful wife : Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming .That's why I always wake up screaming.My love,you take my breath away.What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My fellings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe "go to hell".
what inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka,one part lime.

Two More "Dialog"Jokes
1
Jemmy : "I was born in California."
Rocky : "Which part?"
Jemmy: "All of me."

2
Jemmy : "Excuse me.Do you know the way to the zoo?"
Rocky : "No.I am sorry I don't."
Jemmy : "Well, it's two blocks this way,then one block to the left."

The Train are always late

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late,If we didn't have a schedule?

The Idle suffer in the long run

Jony is an SSC examinee.He is not attentive to his lessons specially to English because he is very weak in English.Moreover he is lazy.So his peparation in English is not good.A month ago before his examination he managed a short suggestion of probable questions on English.On the day of the examination of English he started for the examination hall a bit earlier.He entered the examination hall with a trembling heart.As usual the bell rang just in time.The invigilators gave the scripts and the question paper to the students. Jony took because no question was common to him.He could not answer any question.He began to look at other examinees.He now realized the consequences of not being regular in his studies.But it was too late.

An Idle King

Once there was an old king.He did not like physical labour.As a result he grew bulkly and could not move from one place to another.He called in a doctor.The doctor was very clever and experienced.He realized the cause of his difficulty,He prescribed no medicine.He only asked the king to buy a club and move it in the air till his hands got moistened.The king began to follow the doctor's adviced strictly.Ultimately he began to grew thinner and thinner.Thus within a month.the bulky king got cured.

The Honest wood cutter

There lived a wood cutter in a village.One day he was a cutting wood in jungle near a pond.Suddenly his axe fell into the pond.The pond was very deep and the wood cutter did not know how to swim or drive.So,he was sitting there with a heavy heart.He was poor and he had not the money to buy another axe.He was thinking what to do.He was very depressed and blaming his lot.Suddenly,he heard a voice and saw a fairy before him.The fairy asked him why he was crying.He told her everything.The fairy took pity on him.She went into the river and came back with a golden axe.She asked the wood cutter if it was his axe.The wood cutter replied in the negative.She then again went into the water and returned with a silver axe of the wood cutter from the water.the wood cutter was delighted to get back his iron axe.The fairy became very pleased with the wood cutter at his honesty and gave him the two valuable axes

as reward.Honesty is the thus always rewarded